Unforgettable Quotes

I'll admit this much:
I am a Quoter. 

I quote movies, songs, books, whatever.  I also quote insurance policies, but that's not what this post is about.  This post will be full of just a few of my favorites.

How to Name a Child

Dear World,

This is an open letter to all those parents-to-be and parents who still have time to change their child's name before they get used to being called Haven or Jaiidyn. 

What Would You Do with a Billion Dollars?

What would I do with a billion?   A ton of foolish shit, probably.

The Best Zoos in America

Three posts in one day?!  Yeah... it's late and I can't sleep.

I have a not so well kept secret.  I love zoos.  I really, really love zoos.   When I travel I must visit the zoo, even though that doesn't happen as much as I would like.  I have a coffee mug from almost every zoo I've ever been to.  Now, I don't think I'm the authority on the 'best' zoos in America.  Not at all.  That said, here are the five total that I visited in the last year:

The Music Artists that I Have a Crush On...

This is a super silly list.  It has no deep meaning. 

Enjoy


 1. Jeordie White aka Twiggy Ramirez. 

 Consider him the genius behind Marilyn Manson.  There would be no Dope Show.  The Beautiful People would have sucked.  And while away from the band, it was fucking awful.

 His stoic portrayal of Twiggy Ramirez blurred the lines between male and female.  His drug-fueled backstage antics and interviews were the stuff of legend.  Seriously, "Spaceghost"? "Whiskey and Speed"?  

Not to forget A Perfect Circle, Goon Moon, and his live performances with Nine Inch Nails, which, I believe to be their best.  I might be biased.

Also, he's fucking hot.  Even when he's wearing a dress and dry humping Marilyn Manson.

Is Everyone Spiritual?

Ah, I figured this would come up at some point.  So, let us get it out of the way, huh?

No, I do not think that everyone is spiritual.  I'm not, so obviously not everyone is.  I don't believe in a god, but I also don't recognize myself as 'Atheist', because I also shun organized religion in any form.  I am religionless.  I feel like if I absolutely must claim a religion or spirituality, I'd have to say Buddhism.  But I'm most definitely not a Buddhist.  Not even close.

My Attempt to Write Songs

I am the least musically talented person since Britney Spears opened her little Sweet Potato pie hole and spewed a shit-ton mediocrity all the fuck over America.  I can't play any instruments, and that's not for lack of trying.  My hands are too small to reach around the neck of a standard guitar.  Also, I have zero rhythm.  Regardless of my musical short comings, I have attempted to write songs.

Back to One

Okay. 

I've been absent from creativity for so long, that it feels like an atrophied muscle.  This is yoga for my writer's block.  You will see topics from Blog Tap Random Topic Generator.  It will serve as exercise for myself, and entertainment for you.  Enjoy, and good luck.